all of this segues very nicely into my ultimate proposal: high school musical au
Class field trip to Pandaria, Anduin gets distracted by cute Pandaren children and giant food, bus comes back without him
Principal Varian finds out he’s missing and nearly knocks his desk over and English teacher Greymane trying to call 911 “FIND MY SOn”
Anduin is found five hours later talking to Wrathion about pokemon
idk what Sylvanas would teach but I know she’d dump booze in the punch at the prom and laugh when all the kids get drunk
Garrosh is the principal but he really likes football and tackles kids in the hallway. He tackles Lor’themar from behind a lot too.
Vol’jin is world history and he’s pretty cool about it but he and Garrosh have this nemesis thing going on
Thrall is the old principal but he sticks around as a janitor for some reason and shows everyone pictures of his wife and kid
Lor’themar teaches English or something and always shows up 15 mins late with coffee but at least he’s dressed really snappy.
Velen is the school nurse and he’s really religious, Anduin hangs out with him a lot.
Taran Zhu teaches foreign language at both schools and he hates them both because at a football game Garrosh went overboard and tossed a Gatorade barrel and it totally went through the windshield of Zhu’s Honda, then Varian through a ball at Garrosh’s head and things went downhill from there
Tyrande teaches social studies but her husband walks in all the time and tells her she’s wrong. She throws chalk erasers at him.
Moira teaches history and she’s rad, and sometimes she brings her son in and he sits at a desk with the students and he listens VERY HARD but sometimes falls asleep because he’s three
their old fries were better these just taste kind of dirty
dude, why are you wearing a table.
by Wesley Burt
(Source : bronsonsnelling)
mom: your dad and i are going out to dinner, there’s food in the fridge try to eat something healthy
me: sure mom (en route to shake shack)
A PORN BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT
"SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD
The Killers - All These Things That I’ve Done
from Hot Fuss (2005).
|would you be willing to seriously consider writing the phantom of sharknado bc i am 100% seriously enthusiastic about this idea|
YEAH OF COURSE???
im always vaguely surprised when i remember that “polyvore” is a fashion website and not an obscure kink
Lorna beats the hell out of everyone in PE
Anduin is class president
Vanessa shoves assholes into lockers
Wrathion makes people fetch him lunch and write his papers for him in exchange for really shitty graphic tees of The Celestials (they’re a popular band)